#1 — I talk to myself, because there are times I need expert advice.
#2 — I consider “On Trend” to be the clothes that still fit.
#3 — I don’t need anger management. I need people to stop ticking me off.
#4 — The biggest lie I tell myself is, “I don’t need to write that down. I’ll remember it.”
#5 — I have days when my life is just a tent away from a circus.
#6 — These days, “On time” is when I get there.
#7 — Wouldn’t it be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?
#8 — Lately, I’ve noticed people my age are so much older than me.
#9 — “Getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering why I’m there.
#10 — When I was a child, I thought nap time was punishment. Now it feels like a mini vacation.
#11 — Some days I have no idea what I’m doing out of bed.
#12 — I thought growing old would take longer.
#13 — Aging sure has slowed me down, but it hasn’t shut me up.
#14 — I still haven’t learned to act my age.
And remember… Youth is a gift of nature. Age is a work of art.